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# Assorted functions for various things
It practically writes itself!
That totally sounds like the kind of comment I would write. Especially if it were a file called "utils.py" or "misc.py"
It's much better than "Various functions for assorted things" though.
"... that do stuff"
How about .../* * Stuff I rewrote in Java. * Author: [CENSORED] * July 20 2001 */